#STUART LITTLE COPYPASTA TV#

My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. But my turtle would never forgot what happened.

I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn't feel lonely.

It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet.

#STUART LITTLE COPYPASTA TV#

So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. Who wants to talk to an IMPOSTER? Stupid bitch 'You just got pantsed! HAhahahah' and I did the pepe smile and ran out of the office. So I took off my pants and shoved them on my his head. 'Ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding!' He wasn't smiling and he punched me but I said 'You're sus! You're the imposter I saw you vent!' He was angry and he tried to punch me again but I grabbed his fist and said 'Omae wa mo shinderu.' He tried to punch me again he is a loser! He didn't even get my anime reference. I said 'Red was the imposter! hahahah!' And I did the among us drip song. 'Get it? Do you use reddit?' He was talking to management when I cut the phone cord and threw it across the office. So I said 'When the phone is sus hahahahhah' and I did the Linus tech tips disappointed face. So I walked up to a coworker and said 'Hey, why are you ignoring me, you're a bit sussy!' He reached for the red phone and I was reminded it looked like the Among us character. When I went into the office the next day everybody ignored me.

Stuart little copypasta